Don’t Worry Democrats

I’ve reviewed all the available information and there is no more uncertainty. Democrats win.

Liberals: No need to show up and vote. Take the day off, pass the bong, go to the park and have a big group hug, car pool somewhere, bang on a plastic pail, join hands and teach the world to sing in perfect harmony. Make a day of it.

Union members: No need to show up and vote. You’re not getting paid for it, and why the hell should you have to do anything after two thirty that you’re not getting double time for? Take the day off. Oh, wait a minute, you’ve probably already got it off. Well, then have a meeting and see if you can figure out how you’re going to get that “for every fifteen minutes work, a twenty-minute break”, or “wide-screen TV’s in all the stalls” into the next contract.

Relax, you’ve got it in the bag.


Posted on July 10, 2011, in Wisconsin and tagged , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 1 Comment.

  1. Since you haven’t had a comment in a while, I’ll grace you with my presence by saying you were right…we did have the elections in the bag!

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